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    Loyal Member Discount

    Hiya,

    I have been a loyal member of Aoc for quite a few days now,

    There may have been a few distrepancies in the past and had been banned a couple of weeks on separate occasions,

    But i'm so loyal to the club and always spring back with endless sexual inuendos, sometimes being annoying, fruitless, but never obscene,

    But in general i am very helpful,

    I am a member of numerous other clubs, but this club seems to take up most of my time, and is always a giggle,

    But it can get very serious at times, especially when one has problems with a car,

    So in that light,

    Is there a discount for being so loyal please???

    Bearing in mind I will always come back giggling,

    Kindest bri


    PS
    My cooling off period is over, so please take this light heartedly

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    i dont get these joke threads
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    Here you go, knock yourself out

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    I dont see any flickering eyelashes??? You'll get nowhere lol

    EDIT: some may not see the funny side but made me giggle... Think i wee'd a little
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    Quote Originally Posted by steady10101 View Post
    I dont see any flickering eyelashes??? You'll get nowhere lol

    EDIT: some may not see the funny side but made me giggle... Think i wee'd a little
    Funny, i'm incontinent when i giggle,

    Like riding over a big hump in the road feeling,

    But i'm even worse when i've had a few,

    Talking about having a few

    My best to date was when my wify and i stopped at a posh hotel,
    I got up starkers, to go to the loo and walked all down stairs to find myself in the reception room, no one said anything though.

    bri

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    errrrrrrrr dunno really what to say bri dunno about a discount but i think uve earned ur self a day away from the pc tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by robs.project View Post
    errrrrrrrr dunno really what to say bri dunno about a discount but i think uve earned ur self a day away from the pc tho
    Well I do get cheap sex, and allowed discount when i buy wify things,

    Keeps her sweet lol.

    And usually fall on my feet in that department,

    I'am allowed to look, but not touch

    So if i'm not on the pc, you know what i'm up to,

    bri

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    lol we all pay for it in 1 way or another m8 wether its buying her a treat or just dippin ur hand in ur pocket time from time
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    oh u can

    look but not touch

    touch but not taste

    taste but not swallow


    i usually get stuck on second quote as i allways argue i aint touchin im feelin
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