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    It's Friday!

    Here's some stories about thieves who literally disconnects their brains:

    A man broke into a bank through a window at ground level. But when he jumped through the window he cut himself pretty well up. He realized he could not get the money from the cellar where he stood, he was unable to climb out again and he was bleeding so much that he had to call 911 ..

    A man from Grand Forks, North Dakota traveled to Fargo North Dakota to rob the First Community Bank. He wrote down what he wanted and gave it to the bank officer. They gave the robber money, and followed closely with him when he left the bank. Police searched the whole area without finding the robber. But when the police took a closer look at the note in which he had written his claims, they saw that it was a receipt from his personal bank account. The police went to his house and arrested the robber.

    A terrified and crying woman sitting in the witness box and testified that she had been beaten and robbed by two teenagers. The lawyer asks her: "Are the two responsible for this horrible action present?". The two teens raised their hands and said "Here!"

    Several employees at a major aircraft manufacturing company decided to rob a bank during their lunch break. The thought the police would never search the factory, but they forgot to remove the ID badges when they robbed the bank ...

    Police in Virginia Beach arrested Charles Robertson, 19, of having robbed a bank. After showing the note to the bank officer he ran away, but discovered that he had forgotten to bring the note with him. He ran back, took it and ran off. But this time he had forgotten the car keys, which he did not discover until he was standing by the car. He managed to get home without getting caught, and told his roommate that the car had been stolen (which he had borrowed from his roommate). Roommate reported the car theft to the police and they came home to Robertson and arrested him.

    A man in San Francisco went to Bank of America and picked a queue number. On the rear of the queue number he wrote: "This is a robbery. Put all the money in the bag". As he stood in line, he was worried that someone had seen him write the note and left the bank and went across the street to Wells Fargo. After standing a few minutes in line, he gave the queue number and note to the Wells Fargo officer. She read it and thought that he was not the smartest person on earth when she saw all the spelling errors. She told him she could not accept the robbery, because the note was written on a queue note released from the Bank of America, and that he had to fill out a note from Wells Fargo and go back in queue or go back to Bank of America. The man agreed and left. The officer called the police, and police arrested the man as he stood in line at Bank of America ...

    A man had monitored a bank in Boston for days, waiting for the perfect moment to rob it. He went to the counter in front of everyone in the queue and shouted "This is a robbery, nobody move!". Unfortunately for him, the five people in front of the queue were armed FBI agents who were going to pay some bills. Despite the intense surveillance he did not know that the FBI office was two doors next to the bank ...

    Three men were about to rob a bank when they ran toward the bank door. But they did not understand how the doors opened and struggled so violently to get them up. After five minutes they came back and this time they got into the bank. They shouted out that it was a robbery, but officers recognized them from door episode and thought it was all a joke. They shouted that they wanted $ 10 000, but the bank employees didn't believe, the robbers thought that their demands were too high. They lowered their requirement to $ 1,000 and then $ 100 and ended with $ 1 - each! Everyone continued to laugh, and then one of the robbers jumped over the counter and pulled out a gun. He fell and broke his leg, and the other two were once again stuck in the door ...

    A small gang of robbers from Gastonia, North Carolina, successfully robbed an armored car in Charlotte and got a fairly large amount of money with them. Two of the thieves decided to move out from the caravan they lived in and bought a house to $ 500 000 .. in cash!

    An armed man went to the bank on a snowmobile and robbed the bank wearing a motorcycle helmet. He demanded all the money that was there, but the heat in the bank meant that the visor on the helmet fogged up. He lifted up the visor and took the $ 20 000 the bank officer had put into the bag. The video cameras got a free view of robber's face, and he was quickly arrested ...


    Car Thieves:

    Two boys, 14 and 15 years, came out of the courthouse after being accused of stealing a car, their 25 car theft. When they came out they discovered that they had no money for the bus home, so they stole a bus and crashed it into a fence 45 minutes later ...

    An old lady came to her car after shopping. To her surprise, four men were sitting in her car, she drops the shopping bags and pulls out a gun from her purse. "I know how to use this gun and I will use it if necessary! So get out!" she shouts to the four men. They didn't need to be asked twice and ran like crazy away from the car. She gets into the car and discovers that the key does not fit. It gradually dawns on her that she has gotten into the wrong car ... her car was parked four parking places further away. She goes to the police station to tell the story. The police officer cried out laughing when he heard the story and pointed to the other side of the room where four terrified men were in the process of reporting a car theft by a crazy old lady.
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    Nice old lady car theft !!!

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    Excellent

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    Some good ones there.

    Loving the old lady one.
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    pmsl at old lady one

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