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    morning humour

    irishman shoots his wife while cleaning his rifle accidently
    so he rings the police an says i need a ambulance ive just shot my wife dead the operator calms him down an says just check an make sure she is dead
    phone clicks (as being put on the sideboard)
    then a bang
    irishman comes back on line an says ive done that now what?






    was told this last night while eating dinner at work an nearly choked lol

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    Good one!
    Arden Blue VXR+ O(obsessive)C(cleaning)D(disorder) = SHINY SHINY!!

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    Hahaha like itr a lot

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    Found a dvd in the cupboard in garage I used to work at entitled 'bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in my pocket and went home. I put the disc in the player, sat there with a big smile on my face. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Department of Transport dvd about tyre tread depths
    Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.

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    ^^^ That's brilliant
    ^Click above if yae are^
    >< Proud To Be Scottish ><

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