irishman shoots his wife while cleaning his rifle accidently
so he rings the police an says i need a ambulance ive just shot my wife dead the operator calms him down an says just check an make sure she is dead
phone clicks (as being put on the sideboard)
then a bang
irishman comes back on line an says ive done that now what?
was told this last night while eating dinner at work an nearly choked lol