Went out for the xmas party a few years back when I lived with my parents and was so pissed I needed assistance getting into my house.
I went to bed but was up not long after to be sick in the toilet. Most of my stomach came up with it, real dark painful bile continually coming up. I made a huge mess.
I was wiping everything down with loo roll and pulled the flush. But there was so much paper and lumps in there that it overflowed! I got more loo roll and tried to absorb an inch or so of standing water.
As I was bending over bollock naked trying to pointlessly absorb this huge puddle, I looked back between my legs and saw my dad standing in the background out of focus to the side of my left testicle.
I carried on and he had to throw me out the bathroom and try to stop the water. I walked past my parents bedroom and waved at my mum in bed with my chap out like nothing had happened.
Ruined the ceiling downstairs.