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    Embarrasing confessions

    Dont know wether they are true or not, but i havnt laughed so much in years!

    http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showt...Lets-hear-them

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    Went out for the xmas party a few years back when I lived with my parents and was so pissed I needed assistance getting into my house.

    I went to bed but was up not long after to be sick in the toilet. Most of my stomach came up with it, real dark painful bile continually coming up. I made a huge mess.

    I was wiping everything down with loo roll and pulled the flush. But there was so much paper and lumps in there that it overflowed! I got more loo roll and tried to absorb an inch or so of standing water.

    As I was bending over bollock naked trying to pointlessly absorb this huge puddle, I looked back between my legs and saw my dad standing in the background out of focus to the side of my left testicle.

    I carried on and he had to throw me out the bathroom and try to stop the water. I walked past my parents bedroom and waved at my mum in bed with my chap out like nothing had happened.

    Ruined the ceiling downstairs.
    Hahaha! That's fantastic!

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    Holy shit, Clio owners are hardcore lol
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    anyone want to buy my astra, clio drivers have more fun

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    some of them are pure brilliance, but on the other hand some are complete bull...

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    i like the one where he thought he killed her by anal lol i was in tears still am

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcthornett View Post
    i like the one where he thought he killed her by anal lol i was in tears still am
    Loved that, was in tears too lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcthornett View Post
    i like the one where he thought he killed her by anal lol i was in tears still am

    that was quality lol
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    Always remember a friend went back with a girl one night, he was slightly worse for wear.

    He woke up the next morning before she did, only to find out she was an amputee and had one false leg. Horrified, he put the leg on top of a wardrobe out of reach and legged it out the door, so she couldn't chase him down the corridor.

    Harsh.
    Thats harsh!
    What the Frell is Frak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Entropy View Post
    Thats harsh!
    using his initiative though

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