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    Talking Awful Joke!

    I have a really awful sense of humor and I appreciate bad jokes :P

    This is the kind of standard we're looking for.

    Why is 6 so afraid of 7... Because 7 8 9!

    Go on then do you worst :P
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    why is the shore always wet ..............because the sea weed

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    An Englishman, Frenchman and a Chinaman are flying from Gatwick to Egypt and as they leave English shores the Englishman says "Goodbye England, see you soon" ... they enter French airspace and proceed over France and then leave France as they continue south, the Frenchman says "Au Revoir France". The Chinaman is jealous of all the goodbyes so he opens the exterior door and throws the air hostess's trolley out and says "Goodbye China".
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    what do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?


    No idea.
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    what do you call a Dinosour with no eyes?


    Do you think he sauraus
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    what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?

    still no idea

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    what's brown and sticky?

    A stick
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    I miss my umbilical cord. I grew attached to it!
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    Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
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