I am not usually scared of bugs, but I did not like the one I saw tonight.
Coming back into the house from the back garden and as I was about to close the door, I saw this huge bug crawling up the side of the door.
It was HUGE!
Not seen something like this before so I shot this short video:
Anyway, after the video, I was about to close the door when the bug sprouted wings and started to make this rattling sound like a rattle snake shaking its rattle. Then, the thing flew at me, making me move out the way in such a manner that resembled John Cleese'e funny walk
The bug then landed on the floor and just stood there. At this point, I got into my Daniel Laruso crane kick stance so if the bug flew at me again, I will crane kick its bug ass into the ceiling.
Nah, I didn't really. I grabbed a can of bug woop ass and let rip on the big bug, as I had no idea what it was, it had pincers and it may be poisonous. Unfortunately, it did not seem to have much effect as the bug just seem dazed. Anyway, I caught it in a bug catcher and tossed it back into the back garden.
Looks like a stag beetle, but stag beetles can't fly can they?
Anyone know what it was?