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    todays joke

    A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?
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    not half bad
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    You'll have your green envy flag out then.
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    Hey what else are us scots left to do over the next six weeks but make jokes
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    well i suppose do you have a football team??? pmsl
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    Maybe try winning at cricket.... oh wait
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    Hey what else are us scots left to do over the next six weeks but make jokes
    Join the hooligans. We could do with some skirt wearing fairies to send in first.

    On a more serious note. I ****ing hate those car flags with a passion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoops View Post
    Join the hooligans. We could do with some skirt wearing fairies to send in first.

    On a more serious note. I ****ing hate those car flags with a passion.


    we all know you have just vinyled your roof with the flag, and also have one on each window lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyt View Post
    we all know you have just vinyled your roof with the flag, and also have one on each window lmao
    **Goes off to photoshop**



    Nobody beats the welsh at flying the flag though. Lived in Cardiff for 4 years and they have them in their windows even though theres no sporting event on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoops View Post
    **Goes off to photoshop**



    Nobody beats the welsh at flying the flag though. Lived in Cardiff for 4 years and they have them in their windows even though theres no sporting event on.
    Thats because someone has smashed all the glass and you need to make at least some effort to keep the heat in!!!
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