Ever wanted revenge on an ex that broke your heart?
I give you.................................
Thats a quality site!
Saw this on Jonathan Ross, was really lol at it.
LOCKO, I'm having the same trouble....how would I be able to get it into a house miles away and sprinkled on the persons in question clothing or bedding?
I wonder if a car seat would do
*puts thinking cap on*
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