Robbed from another forum
I have decided that my vote will go to the Volcano Ash party.
They've done more to control immigration in a week than Labour has managed in thirteen years!
good one, but got that in a text from Johnny Marrs a few days ago
Come on Tom, get with it, heard that a few days after they closed the airspace 2 weeks ago!!!
Astra sold ... replaced with a Skoda ... soon to be replaced with another Vauxhall
Well if we're going to do those then -
"All flights out of UK airspace cancelled, due to danger of planes crashing, with the exception of Air India and Air Pakistan, who should check in as normal"
"Just been outside and got hit on the head by a lasagne, black forest gateaux and a garlic baguette........must be the fall out from Iceland"
to cheer yourself up, go get a tinny down ya neck or for better effect, a few tinnies