No, it's some kind of religious post, read on .....
So, this burglar breaks into a well to do looking gaff and is in the process of his business when a voice calls out ...... "Jesus is watching you"
A little perturbed, the burglar stops what he's doing and listens for a minute or two, and, when nothing happens he continues only to hear ...... "Jesus can see you"
Frantically he reaches for his torch and flashes it around the room and finally the light lands on ....... a parrot.
Slightly relieved, he says to the parrot, did you say that ?? "yep" the parrot says, and you should know that Jesus is watching you, he sees all"
"Right" says the burglar, and who are you ??, "Moses" pipes up the parrot,
"Moses" says the burglar, what kind of people would name a parrot Moses ???
The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus' says the parrot .......
i confess to ripping it off a saab owners forum.