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    What did you get in your cracker ?

    not opened mine yet, will update later
    ...although I've noticed they are B&Q Luxury....

    intrigued !


    Oh, and tell us your joke

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    I got a pen and the joke was...

    What is a Minimum...

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    got i mini screw driver set and the joke was

    what happened to the woman that stole a calander?
    she got 12 months

    :|
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    Got a plastic fish and mine didnt have a joke i dont think.

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    I got a metal puzzle, Andy got some golf tee's and Toni got some domino's

    All got gold hats

    jokes :

    Q. How do you make an apple puff?
    A. Chase it round the garden a few times.

    Q. How do you stop a skunk smelling?
    A. Hold its nose

    Q. Why do barbers make good drivers?
    A. Because they know all the shortcuts
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    I got a stapler, other half got a mini keyring screwdriver set and my daughter got a corkscrew

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    I got some nail clippers...

    Joke; What do lawyers wear in court...

    A lawsuit
    FULL Black Leather Heated coupe interior for sale! £200!!!
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    A book lamp

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    Last year I got a set of mini screwdrivers This year I got some mini castanets which Im well pleased with LOL


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    i got myself a yoyo, a pink hat and a joke saying:

    what do you call a load of men waiting for a harcut?

    a barberque!
    MK5 1.7 CDTI OWNER AND AN ESTABLISHED MEMBER OF THE DARK SIDE!

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