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    trapped wind?!

    ok, lol my guts started hurting earlier, for a while as well, then i let out a few massive, roaring farts, some really long ones, some little silent dumpvalve style ones, and then i felt better. my mrs didnt, she left the room, probably because i made it smell like a landfill site. none the less, does that sound like what trapped wind is? sorry if this is disturbing or made you feel a bit sick.
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    Sounds like it, and releasing it is one of the best feelings in the world

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    Sounds like a normal day

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    that's ok then, yeah felt awesome, my a$$ was like a lion, made me feel 100 times better after the barrage of stink i threw at the mrs. tell you what though, i am not looking forward to any solids coming out. be a whole new kind of smell, like a butchers wheelie bin.
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    after reading this i let one out... maybe its like that thing where you cant help but yawn when someone else does?

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    how can you be 23 and unsure what trapped wind is lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dmay18 View Post
    after reading this i let one out... maybe its like that thing where you cant help but yawn when someone else does?
    i don't know, because always when me and my mates have like farting competitions, i can never do one when they do. i wish that was true tho.if it is true for you, then you have a gift. use it well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leeeeshad View Post
    how can you be 23 and unsure what trapped wind is lol
    lol, because there was no one here to wind me.
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    beans

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    To be fair, it don't sound particularly trapped to me. Your missus fleeing the room should have been a give-away
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