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    Holy Prostitue

    > A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
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    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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    > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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    > 10 MILES
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    > He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on
    > without second thought....
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    > Soon he sees another sign which reads:
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    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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    > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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    > 5 MILES
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    > Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
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    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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    > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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    > NEXT RIGHT
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    > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
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    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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    > He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
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    > He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.....'
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    > 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many
    > winding passages and is soon quite disoriented
    > . The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
    'Please knock on this door.'
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    > He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
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    > He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him
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    > The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
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    > GO IN PEACE.
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    > YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
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    > SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
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    immense! what a corker had me in stitches!
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