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    Talking just got a funny email

    Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old

    - More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
    think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell
    my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves
    me.

    - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
    realise you're wrong.

    - I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
    to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
    sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    - I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
    younger.

    - Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
    feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
    not to be friends with?

    - Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it
    wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would
    magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know
    how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or
    FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

    - There is a great need for sarcasm font.

    - Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
    suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first
    saw it.

    - I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually
    becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting
    90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
    laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
    bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the
    only one who really, really gets it.

    - How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    - I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand
    than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
    your computer history if you die.

    - LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else
    to say".

    - I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
    hunger.

    - Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart",
    all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

    - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
    and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

    - I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
    to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!


    - Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
    examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete
    idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and
    said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".

    - What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow
    each other?

    - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
    instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

    - I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
    shower first and THEN turn on the water.

    - Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
    dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    - I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    - Bad decisions make good stories.

    - Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
    profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just
    got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't
    mind if I do!

    - If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their
    offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

    - Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
    around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
    nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be
    a problem ...

    - You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
    when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything
    productive for the rest of the day.

    - Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't
    want to have to restart my collection.

    - There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
    going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

    - I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
    if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I
    swear I did not make any changes to.

    - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this
    ever.

    - I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people
    watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will
    they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't
    watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and
    leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

    - I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
    Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
    goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
    and run away?

    - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
    seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    - When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she
    hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light
    internet stalking.

    - I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,
    then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

    - Why is a school zone 25 km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising
    speed for paedophiles...

    - As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
    but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

    - Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
    not know what time it is.

    - I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
    answer when they call.



    - My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
    happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

    - I wonder if cops ever get ****** off at the fact that everyone they
    drive behind obeys the speed limit.

    - I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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    That is quality, alot of truth in some of them
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    - There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
    going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.


    Seen some of those before, but I still think thats my favorite lol


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    This one made me laugh!

    I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually
    becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting
    90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
    laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
    bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the
    only one who really, really gets it.
    Honda Civic Type R

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