Three mice in a glasgow pub having a mouse to mouse talk about who is the hardest.Aberdeen mouse says he is,"I go up to mousetraps,rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room."Edinburgh mouse says,"You poof,i get rat poison,crush it into powder and snort it."Glasgow mouse finishes his beer,gets up and walks to the door,"Where are you going?" asked the other two."Home to shag the cat"