Maybe it was the pimms I duuno.
Anyhow, I met up for my friends birthday, as we were all leaving I stood up
Ooooh Joe went(female) I didnt see you like this.
Apparantly according to her hubby Chris(a bit tubby) she has a perchant for my physique.
So under his and her orders....albiet in extremely weird situation I try my self at swinging. I can finally say I have done this.
That at 12:30. I leave, get the bus, at 12:50 I get to a bus stop with a few pissed polish people and me relatively sobor.
They are hitting on a girl and I step in and say shes my girlfriend. I spend the next 20 mins waiting for a bus talking the poles out of a fight, they would like to fight me but I say no I am a "P*ssy" and they could beat me up any day. This is to the amusement of everyone at the bus stop as I am at least 2X their size.
They finally agree to a test of strength????
They elbow me against the elbow, I elbow them back....
They try, then I try...
They have sore elbows and egos...
They then try to persuade me to stick to my routes and then ask me to recite polish(I can speak german and french)
They recite, then I do compeletely 100% accurate.
They finally leave, with me left with an admiring fan.
We get the bus back together, I play it a bit cool and say listen txt me that you are back ok.
She says ok, thanks for all your help.
The 2nd conquest wasnt the fact I got a number, the fact I gave my ex girlfriends number to one of the pissed polish people. She told me she didnt want to have babies yet she popped one out 2 weeks ago. Biiiatch!!!
Yay, was a great night for me.