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    another blonde joke

    A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
    summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman'
    and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
    She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
    had any odd jobs for her to do.

    'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much
    will you charge me?'

    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

    The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
    need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the
    conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL
    the way around the house?'

    He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

    The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
    dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
    Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

    'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

    'Yes', the blonde replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
    her along with a ten-dollar tip.

    'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus
    rude not 2...

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    Ouch!..haha, pretty good

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