Never going to believe it, I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY MATE, NOT HAPPY AT AL!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which F*****g one are you then?"... and THAT'S when the fight started . .