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    Kurb Crawling

    One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

    'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male driver.

    'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.

    How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver

    'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.

    'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?' quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

    'No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!' answered the boy

    'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the driver offered.

    'NO,' screamed the boy.

    'What will it take to get you into the car?' asked the driver with a long sigh.

    The boy replied,
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    'Listen Dad, you bought the f**king Skoda, you live with it.'
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    Just made me chuckle at work. Skoda jokes never get old.
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    hahaha....very good
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    Hahahahaha

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    thats old hat now lol
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    Old ones are the best.......lol

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    This is a repost im sure of it lol


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    Very amusing.........when i started ready i thought for a second it was gunna be another MJ joke. hehe
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    Old joke, still hilarious

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