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Damn foreigners cn't evn spk gud engrish, like me!
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Goddamnit, how many times do I have to tehr you? You don't use the WMDs untihr you see the signahr! I have worked ten years on this pran! It is a very precise, and a compricated pran! I am sick of you terrorists f*****g it up! Now take the weapons where I tord you and wait for the *goddamn* signahr this time! Goodbye!
Why is evawyrone so f*****g stoopid?
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