20 T-Shirts That Will Never Get Men Laid
20. Legend Doesn't Have It
Oh yeah, we've heard about the legend. That's the Legend Of Zerro, right?
19. The No Gamer
Apes are probably better at picking up women than the guy playing Golden Tee in the back of the bar.
18. Virgin Records
And his record is probably 0-9.
17. It's My Party And I'll Cry...For Help
Hillary has probably slept with more women than the guy who wears this shirt ever will.
16. The Sucker
This guy will need this shirt to clean up after he has to pleasure his lonesome self.
15. Bail Me Out Man
Obviously this guy makes incredibly good decisions.
We consider anyone who doesn't wear this shirt a Prince.
13. The Divorcee
At least you know where he stands, and hopefully its far away from every woman in the world.
12. The Crude
We wish we could erase this shirt from our "memory."
11. You Have Something On Your Face-Book
This guy still hasn't read the "face book."
10. The Musician
The high hat is probably higher than his IQ.
9. What A Catch
We'll give you one guess what you'll catch from this creep.
8. Recreational Masturbator?
We suppose its always recreational, because if it were a job they would need us for that.
7. Honest Abe
At least he's honest about being an *******, but we wish he would honestly look in the mirror.
6. The Boob
He'll never see your boobies when you turn your back on him.
5. Save It
Nah, the saddle would probably give us more pleasure.
This shirt just screams, "I'm 35 and I LOVE Spring Break."
3. The Hunter
You may be hunting but we're gathering drinks to throw at you.
2. Spit Up
No problem. It will hurt more when we slap you.
1. A No Fear Shirt?
1985 called, and they want their look back.