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    20 T-Shirts That Will Never Get Men Laid

    20 T-Shirts That Will Never Get Men Laid





    20. Legend Doesn't Have It
    Oh yeah, we've heard about the legend. That's the Legend Of Zerro, right?


    19. The No Gamer
    Apes are probably better at picking up women than the guy playing Golden Tee in the back of the bar.


    18. Virgin Records
    And his record is probably 0-9.


    17. It's My Party And I'll Cry...For Help
    Hillary has probably slept with more women than the guy who wears this shirt ever will.


    16. The Sucker
    This guy will need this shirt to clean up after he has to pleasure his lonesome self.


    15. Bail Me Out Man
    Obviously this guy makes incredibly good decisions.


    14. Frogger
    We consider anyone who doesn't wear this shirt a Prince.


    13. The Divorcee
    At least you know where he stands, and hopefully its far away from every woman in the world.


    12. The Crude
    We wish we could erase this shirt from our "memory."


    11. You Have Something On Your Face-Book
    This guy still hasn't read the "face book."


    10. The Musician
    The high hat is probably higher than his IQ.


    9. What A Catch
    We'll give you one guess what you'll catch from this creep.


    8. Recreational Masturbator?
    We suppose its always recreational, because if it were a job they would need us for that.


    7. Honest Abe
    At least he's honest about being an *******, but we wish he would honestly look in the mirror.


    6. The Boob
    He'll never see your boobies when you turn your back on him.


    5. Save It
    Nah, the saddle would probably give us more pleasure.


    4. Airbrush?
    This shirt just screams, "I'm 35 and I LOVE Spring Break."


    3. The Hunter
    You may be hunting but we're gathering drinks to throw at you.


    2. Spit Up
    No problem. It will hurt more when we slap you.


    1. A No Fear Shirt?
    1985 called, and they want their look back.
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    These are amazing
    Personal highlights.. 18,13, 9 and of course..1

    Made my afternoon

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    lol...number 9 is awesome! :P
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    i actually have 2 mates who between them have No's 20 & 12
    both lived together for a while

    as for No 15 i know alot of ****s that wear one of them

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    good ones anns summers have a new one that says "last night a bj saved my life"


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