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    Talking what part of you goes to heaven first?

    A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when
    she asked the question,
    'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'
    Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.
    'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
    Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front
    of you and God just takes your hands first'.
    'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said,
    'Sister, I think it's your feet'.
    The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Little
    Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
    Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other
    night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
    'Oh! God, I'm coming!
    '... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.

    The Nun fainted
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    lol, thats good

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    very good
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    love it lol
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