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    Fresh prince never sounded so good.....

    To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

    South-east England born and raised
    On reality TV spending most of my days
    Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
    And being disgusting, **** the gene pool
    When a couple of cells
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
    I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
    They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!'



    Call me cruel but jeses that had me laughing!
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    hahhaha that made me chuckle to lol!


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    got in trouble ....i was reading it and answered the phone to the boss
    whilst laughing my head off

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    lol its funny but it doesnt totally fit the original song... not in my opinion anyways but im not pro rapper LOL


    dissappointed!!! hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mz-Dust View Post
    lol its funny but it doesnt totally fit the original song... not in my opinion anyways but im not pro rapper LOL


    dissappointed!!! hahah

    theres always one! lol


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    luv it lol,

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    Now, this is a story all about how
    I lost my hair, and im rotting in the ground
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you why Iím some one no one could bare.

    South-east England born and raised
    On reality tvís where I spent most of my days
    Beiní racsist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
    And being disgusting, destroying the gene pool
    When a couple of cells
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making cancer in my vaginahood
    I got one little cancer and my doctors got scared
    They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    I sa
    w my racist, bald head in the mirror
    If anything I can say this look is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' lots of dudes have no hair.

    I came back from the hospital about seven or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my family
    I was finally there
    To rot in the ground with no class or no hair.


    The full version

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    haha!!

    Pretty damn funny!

    Not aimed at any one in particular at all is it?
    What the Frell is Frak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Entropy View Post
    haha!!

    Pretty damn funny!

    Not aimed at any one in particular at all is it?
    Yes it is, That daft Bint Jade.
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    I always have to be the one lol

    & ROFL @ Daft bint

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