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    Creative Puns for Educated Minds

    1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.He acquired his size from too much pi.

    2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be anoptical Aleutian .

    3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

    4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was aweapon of math disruption.

    5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

    6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

    8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

    10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

    12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other,'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

    14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

    16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When hisgrandmother telephoned to ask
    how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

    17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

    21. A backward poet writes inverse.

    22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

    23.. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

    24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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    Would it not be easier to post all of these in a single post?

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    Hmn ok this may get blanked but
    from an old school electrician is a way to remember resistor colour codes.
    Bad Boys Rape Only Young Girls Because Virgins Give Willingly.
    0 - Black,
    1 - Brown,
    2 - Red,
    3 - Orange,
    4 - Yellow,
    5 - Green,
    6 - Blue,
    7 - Violet,
    8 - Gray,
    9 - White.
    I'm like a bad penny, old, dirty, and appears when not wanted.
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