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    Girlfriend 1.0

    Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble.
    However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.

    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
    A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

    Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fianc`e 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to, because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse2000.

    Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

    They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.
    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip!

    These latter products have no Help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

    Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

    Wife1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

    It also conflicts with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

    When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT program it often crashes or runs the system dry.

    Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems.
    A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it could delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.


    Any ideas?
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    you could try installing Poolcleaner147 or GardenGuy1.0 which should divert any attention from Mistress2000 or Girlfriend1.2

    hope this helps
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    many thanks for the help, this is going by what a friend has told me, am concerned my self now of upgrading from g/f 1.0!
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    no probs mate.
    I've found that constantly rebooting the system (and Girlfriend1.0) before Nag365.24.7 becomes fully operational allows you to use the best programs (Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1) but on a slightly less of a scale of running Batchelor.omfg
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    Woah! Now THAT is a blast from the past!

    Think I first saw that in 98 or something!

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    i prefer Bj.org/gasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by trenchy View Post
    i prefer Bj.org/gasm
    i suppose that is an option to be tried with Girlfriend 1.0!
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    Quote Originally Posted by domino View Post
    Woah! Now THAT is a blast from the past!

    Think I first saw that in 98 or something!
    Nail on the head there!

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    haha never seen that, funny tho
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