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    Job Application ... to a female boss!!!

    Resimay

    To hoom it mae cunsern,

    I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.


    I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

    I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
    Pepole really seam to respond
    to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

    I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
    My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,

    BRYAN


    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.














    Employer's response:

    Dear Bryan ,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

    See you Monday.
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    Where did you get that picture of me from?!!
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    Me why? thats the photo on my CV
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    wish some blokes looked like that in my office!!!!!!

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    i would empoly him as well

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    haha thats a good one i wonder what the job is for!
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    spelling and grammar just looks like the typical thread on this forum tbh

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    hey were did you get picture of my twin brother
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