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    Blonde Crab Feast

    A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde female crew
    member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

    He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
    Shortly before din New York, she used the intercom to announce, "Would the gentleman who gave
    me crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand.” Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.

    Two lessons here:

    1. Men never learn.
    2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some men think!
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    very good

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