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    haynes manaul !

    theres a haynes manual to sex !! WTF !! even says owners workshop manual haha

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    Yeah there are loads of random ones about.

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    haha!!
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    Needed : Front Splitter PM if you've got one spare

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    haha o dear !!

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    I hope your missus doesn't mind when you stop to turn the pages!
    Tell me what you've done, not what you're going to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K3FUS View Post
    I hope your missus doesn't mind when you stop to turn the pages!
    'yes, yes thats it!!!........hang on darling i just need to turn to chapter 23'

    Astra 1.8 16v Sport
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    lol Someone must have had a laugh practising and writing that one, complete with the step by step illustrations! I can imagine it now...

    Roll down the washer over the nozzle until it clicks tightly into place.

    Apply plenty of lubrication to prevent chaffing.

    Insert your tool into the pink cave of sticky goodness.

    Accelerate at varying speeds to ensure maximum driving pleasure.

    When finished, wipe the end cleanly with tissue paper and wash thoroughly.

    What about the trouble shooting and testing section as well?

    To ensure your tool operates properly, periodically cream yourself at a location of your choosing (preferably public) and for optimum efficiency use a porn mag to get yourself going.

    If you can't get your tool up, you need to wait until you have less alcohol in your body, or get yourself a better looking ride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny24783 View Post
    'yes, yes thats it!!!........hang on darling i just need to turn to chapter 23'

    Or even worse, you get to chapter 23 and then realise chapter 24 is missing and you have to undo everything you just did!

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    Remeber: refitting is the reverse of removal!
    Tell me what you've done, not what you're going to!

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