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    Mutton Flu

    Well the government and other agencies have now got most of the world in a complete and blind panic over Swine Flu, just as they did with BSE/CJD, MRSA, fuel strikes and Chicken Flu. The coincidental bit they have all been used to take the focus of some other incident, and when the "cover up" dies down, people just sit there and wonder when the hell that happened. Such incidences include, Gulf War (number 2), Gordon Brown becoming Prime Minister, and so on.
    So here's my prediction, Swine Flu is/has been created to divert the worlds focus off the impending implosion of the world's economy. Within the next few years, approximately 1 to 2, there will be a new strain of flu which is going to be worse than the current Swine and Chicken versions. This will be called Mutton Flu.

    What do you think?






    PS. some of the symptoms will include: speech will become Baaaahhh, and our hair will turn white and curly and require constant shaving
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    What happened is that a local politician noticed infections on the rise in hospital because of people not washing after going to the loo.
    In order to try to sort this out they came up with this swine flu farce.

    BTW pigs are more hygienic then humans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJB2K3 View Post
    BTW pigs are more hygienic then humans.
    indeed they are. in fact a dog bite has less harmful bacteria than a human mouth
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    More people die from normal flu than this one (Or bird flu)
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    The media don't really help much with all the over exagerated scaremongering either!
    Im really surprised that the WHO stepped it upto a lvl5,all that done was cause a panic over a flu virus thats done way less damage than the usual flu that millions of us catch every year.

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