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    Make me laugh and win prize !!!!!

    Yes you read that correctly.
    Im proper bored and am offering you the chance to make me giggle to brighten up my day!

    He with the funniest joke will win free of charge a set of Irmscher centre console dial rings !

    Come on ya funny fekkers, make me chuckle!!!
    Let the engine bay surgery commence !
    Now where did i put my angle grinder???

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    Already got some of those, but...

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    A dad is with his little girl in the garden. She turns to him and asks "Is that a mummy longlegs underneath that daddy longlegs?" The dad turns to his daughter and says "No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy-longlegs".

    The dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on them both saying "we'll have none of that gay shit in our ****ing garden!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by domino View Post
    A dad is with his little girl in the garden. She turns to him and asks "Is that a mummy longlegs underneath that daddy longlegs?" The dad turns to his daughter and says "No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy-longlegs".

    The dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on them both saying "we'll have none of that gay shit in our ****ing garden!!"
    thats good! never heard that one before
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    Whats the difference between a Tyre and 365 Condoms?
    Ones a Goodyear and the others a Bloody Goodyear!

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    A hedgehog in a condom factory!

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    pain!

    Women walks into the doctors "doctor im getting marry in a week and i need some help to make my husband think i still a virgin!"
    doctor says " theres nothing medical i can do for you but i know one trick with a rubber band"
    he continues " role the rubber band up your leg just as he is about to go in on the honeymoon night. as soon as he does twang the band and say your hymen is breaking.
    so a week passed and the honemoon night arrived.
    just as the doctor advised she roled the band up and he husband was going in. she twang'd the rubber band with a lot of force to make sure it was heard, but her husband stopped with a shocked look.
    "what the hell was that!" with that he said
    "oh that, it was just my hymen snapping"
    in pain he reply's " can you snap it back its trapped round my balls!"

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    Man walks in to a libary and says im looking for a book on torrets syndrome, the woman says "**** off you dumb ass" he replys "yes thats the one".
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    A man gets home from work after working a late shift and decides to wake his wife up by giving her oral sex. He climbs under the bottom of the duvet and gently spreads her legs and starts licking her pussy until she quivers and cums on his face. He goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds his wife in there shaving her legs “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE” he yells, shhhh she says “youl wake your mother up”.
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    So we are doing pictures now are we?


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