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    white/tranny van ar53h0les

    An aside to the pet hate thread. Some folk don't like taxi drivers & i throw white van drivers (or a lot of them) into that mix also. Driving around like friggin gyppos.

    Just had a run in on the way back from town. The g/f was driving & we get down this stretch on the main road & this nob with all the time in the world to overtake earlier & doesn't take it cuts her up just as 2 lanes is closing into 1, so forces her over towards the kerb as he bombs past at silly speeds.

    She starts blasting the horn & flashing her lights & he puts his rear fogs on (soz don't hurt me!!)

    Anyway, he bombs off but turns off onto some junction, but ONLY to let the g/f past so he can come in behind & race after her. As we pass him, the horn gets blipped once again & he's there leaning out of his window throwing gestures in our direction. We get stopped by some lights so he's then on with his brights

    As they turn to green, we pull off & he turns off.

    What a 1st class retard!! All because he was driving like a nob

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    a couple of things to remember:

    1. Vans are not slow any more
    2. Never get angry and abusive towards a van and its driver - they usually have a few people in them and large selection of tools
    3. They are bigger than you so give them room, or they will make room
    4. They dont have a rear view mirror the majority of the time, its not an excuse its just a reason for cutting you up.
    5. It doesnt matter if its white or any other colour
    6. Get over it there bad van drivers, bad car drivers and bad bike drivers.
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    i drive a 1-2000 miles a week in a white van and i do see a lot of bungholes in white vans givin us a bad name but i also see a lot of young drivers old drivers women drivers etc being muppets too, theres always gonna be bad ones like what kev experienced were not all bad honest

    edit: + ill let you out if you indicate 1st and not just jitter on the white line soz nother pet hate

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    As above, bad drivers come in all vehicles, not just vans.

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    Exactly, buckle has a coupe so that proves they come in all vehicles!! :P


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    i know this dude who owns a red van... lovely guy really friendly soon as he gets into that van he's a total arsehole!

    but yeah like everyone else it comes in all forms.... i got abuse from a cyclist once said i was blind...... well not exactly my fault when he's less than an inch from my passenger wing mirror at the lights, he was practically leaning on the mirror!

    astracolli whats wrong with buckle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeeBoy View Post
    astracolli whats wrong with buckle?
    He barks out of windows

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    saw a classic example this morning... 58 Land Rover (LR) and 08 Audi S4.
    again 2 lanes straight after a set of traffic lights (both cars at the front of their respective lanes) go into 1, S4 in left lane, Land Rover in right. traffic lights turned green, left hand lane moves off then the LR puts pedal to the metal forcing S4 to mount the curb.
    S4 follows LR (single lane now), dangerously over takes (cos oncoming vehicles), hand brake turns in front of LR. driver of S4 gets out with his mate, drags LR driver out of the car pin him up against the LR (by his throat) while the friend gets in car, takes keys then throws them down the drain.

    NB. couldn't hear what was being said as had stereo on
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    yes mate. happened down Cowdray Av
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