Right anyone got any recession jokes to cheer us up?
Heres one I heard today to start us off.
A man was walking over a bridge when out of the corner of his eye he sees another man standing on the handrail surveying the deep dark water below. Suddenly the man on the handrail picks up the courage and jumps off the bridge plunging all the way down into the raging river below.
Seeing this the first man quickly rips off his clothing and taking a deep breath he launches himself off the bridge after the first man. He swims with all his might, fighting hard against the current until finally he reaches him and with a brave effort he reaches out and manages to grasp hold of his clothing.
"Ah thank you! Thank you", says the jumper "Finally someone who cares! You have come to save my life".
"Nah. Not really mate", says the first man "I just wanna find out where you work!"