Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: seats

  
  1. #1
    Status
    Offline
    itchman222's Avatar
    AOC Newbie
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    2
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    seats

    hi i have a astra i have a prob the seats in the van give me itchy balls can any1 help does any1 get the same prob? could it be my hairy ball bag

  2. #2
    Status
    Offline
    Ffoeg's Avatar
    2170:01:06
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    34,591
    Mentioned in
    2 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    Hi and welcome.

    As these seats have been fitted to countless Astras, I would suggest that the problem likes with either your scrotum or choice in underwear

    Best thing is to wear pure cotton boxers, coupled to loose fitting trousers. This will increase airflow round your nads and wick away any excess moisture.

    Also pay particular attention to personal hygiene around you whirlies - a thorough clean with wire brush and Dettol 3 times a day will soon counter any fungal infection you might have

  3. #3
    Status
    Offline
    cabriomatt's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Posts
    1,347
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    lmao @ Ffoeg's advice!
    rude not 2...

  4. #4
    Status
    Offline
    rizo's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    3,414
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    personal hygiene is the key.
    Astra VXR - Arden Blue, Diamond cut 19's, Cruise Control, Debaged, Folding Mirrors, CD70 NAVI and CID + Aux-In, Factory Bluetooth, Piano Black Interior Trim, Full Milltek Unresonated Exhaust

  5. #5
    Status
    Offline
    michael_sxi's Avatar
    AOC Fanatic
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    324
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    PMSL i would follow FFoeg's advice dont think you can go wrong!

  6. #6
    Status
    Offline
    StevesAstra's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    1,225
    Mentioned in
    3 Post(s)
    Quoted
    3 Post(s)
    I think you've caught crabs from your mum.

  7. #7
    Status
    Online
    piperm's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    1,336
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    6 Post(s)
    or his dad
    Rolling in a: 57 Astra 1.7 SRi CDTi with X-Pack in Black (145K Miles).
    61 Corsa 1.4 SRi With X-pack in Silver

  8. #8
    Status
    Offline
    5853moore's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Posts
    3,194
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    FPMSL at Ffoeg
    Back in an astra and loving it

  9. #9
    Status
    Offline
    nry's Avatar
    Cumbria RO | Club Team
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    25,986
    Mentioned in
    48 Post(s)
    Quoted
    1 Post(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by itchman222 View Post
    hi i have a astra i have a prob the seats in the van give me itchy balls can any1 help does any1 get the same prob? could it be my hairy ball bag
    Oh...your Mum just had your winky removed then, but left your balls...fair enough, though they must be hard to hide when your dressed up as a lady? (See other thread).

  10. #10
    Status
    Offline
    SteveC's Avatar
    AOC Obsessed
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    2,177
    Mentioned in
    0 Post(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)
    possibly try giving the scrotum a good scrub with a wire brush and a quick splash of acetone to clean them up nicely. That usually does the trick
    It would definitely go better with an engine in it

    ZLET converted SXi See Here

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •