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    Todays Joke

    A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all his Cows
    frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like
    statues.

    It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything
    like this would happen.


    The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire
    livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his
    wife and kids, Pay the mortgage?


    Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" she asked

    ‘Cows are all frozen solid’ he said

    Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the
    cow’s noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back
    to normal and chewing the cud.


    One by one, the old woman defrosted all the cows.

    The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a
    repayment for her deed.


    Nothing she said and walked off across the field.


    A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer and said; ‘Do you know who that was?’.

    "No" said the farmer "who?"


    "That was Thora Hird."
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    HAHA!!! Love it!!!

    Nice one!
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    lmao thats a good one


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    thats not bad mate
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    Not bad, i like it.

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    Haha, that's a Jace special
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    Groan! lol
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