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    thank you

    got this amusing e-mail today

    Dear Friends I wanted to thank you for the e-mails you have forwarded
    > over the year I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about
    > rat poo in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge
    > with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of
    > every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I
    > gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for
    > the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the £15,000 that
    > Bill Gates/Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email
    > programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split
    > seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a
    > customer who died intestate. I no longer worry about my soul because I have
    > 363,214 angels looking out for me. I have learned that my prayers only get
    > answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five
    > minutes. I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no
    > longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a
    > serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to
    > shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and
    > rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
    > number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda ,
    > Singapore and Uzbekistan . I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big
    > brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death
    > when it bites my bum. I can't even pick up the £5.00 I found dropped in the
    > carpark because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting
    > underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this email to at least
    > 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will sit
    > on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and fleas from 12 camels will invest
    > your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this because it actually
    > happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's
    > second husband's cousin's beautician. By the way....a South American
    > scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who
    > don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse.
    > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. Regards, Me
    Ibiza FR CR TDI with 203 BHP

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    Love it. I hate forwards! Don't even open them

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    Hahaha, good one Craig.
    ^Click above if yae are^
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    hehe thats funny!

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    good one
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    *takes hand off mouse*

    That was funny


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    Thats good.

    Mark

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