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    How men amuse themselves in Tesco

    Knicked from another forum, made me laugh:

    proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
    boyfriend along shopping

    This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
    Oxford:

    Dear Mrs. Murray,

    While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
    Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
    your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
    Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
    surveillance cameras.
    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
    trolleys when they weren't looking.
    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
    intervals.
    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
    feminine products aisle.
    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
    'Code 3' in housewares.....and watched what happened.
    5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
    told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
    Calor gas stove.
    7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,
    he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
    8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
    mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
    9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
    Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
    were.
    10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
    the Mission Impossible theme.
    11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'
    using different size funnels.
    12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
    'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
    13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
    assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
    again.'
    And; last, but not least:
    14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
    while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.

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    thats class
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    very good

    may have to try a few of these

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    lmao
    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
    feminine products aisle.
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    thats great
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    haha quality that


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    lol cracked me up
    Observe the masses and do the opposite

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    Thats exellent, there are some good ones there.

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    thats just made my day haha

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    Everytinme I read this it makes me smile!! Top work there matey!!
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