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    jokes

    any one got any new jokes, could do with a laught to cheer me up

    heres mine:
    in the cemetery i saw 4 men carrying a coffin round and round
    3hours later i saw the same men with the same coffin and i thought to myself
    theyve lost the ******** plot

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    A scouse wedding ends in a riot, police arrest 20 and they end up in court.

    The best man says to the Judge "Can I explain what happened, it's scouse tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I did. I was dancing very close. The groom ran at us and kicked his bride right between the legs."

    "Gosh," Says the Judge "That must have been sore"

    "Sore?"

    "He broke 3 of my f***ing fingers!!"

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    More of a visual joke.....


    What the Frell is Frak?

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    i went for a job interview as a blacksmith, the guy asked if ive ever shoe'd a horse, i said "no but ive told a donkey to **** off". my 8yo neice told me this.

    knock knock

    who's there

    i want a bum doctor

    i wanna bum doctor who!

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