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    Adult Content so much junk not enough time to post

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qwcqXAM-w

    http://www.filecabi.net/video/garagemistake.html

    THE LONELY BRAIN CELL

    Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
    happened to end up in a man's head.

    She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
    "Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

    "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no
    answer.

    Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and
    yelled at the top of her voice,

    "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

    Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............

    .......
    .......
    .......
    .......
    .......
    .......
    .......
    .......
    ............

    "We're down here ..."

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    Micky mouses lawyer says..you cant divorce Minni just for having big teeth!!!

    Micky replies..i didn't say she had ****ing big teeth i said she was ****ING GOOFY!!



    a guy asks a women ,,you want to play magic?,,,
    she asks ,,what is magic?,,,
    he says ,,,we go to my place, we drink, we talk, we **** , you disappear!!!



    2 rats in a sewer one says I'm proper ****ed off of eating shit for breakfast shit for lunch and shit for tea the other rat replies cheer up fella well go on the piss later!!!

    that will do for tonight....... enjoy todays junk....
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    I actually dont get the first joke at all.


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    the 1st one, is saying men think with there dick ie the brain is low down
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    I heard a few of them before, but not bad.
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    that nasty nads pic is rank.....jokes are pretty good tho lol

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    Thanks for sticking an 18 on this but this is still a family site, so I removed a couple of the more inappropriate ones.

    Feel free to put a post in Helpdesk if you wish to discuss it further
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    No worries Tan, just little harmless fun..
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