I was at a remote depot today doing some network maintenance and a guy came in from another dept and said he had brought these chilli's back from some allotments.
I can handle a curry and most other hot food, so I thought I'd check these chilli's out. They were orange in colour and didn't smell much (unless cut open).
He offered me one ... I didn't think there was much harm in them, it's only a chilli right? ... So I ate one raw ...
**** ME ... I swear to god I ate lava!! This is the kinda **** that sets off Halon gas systems!!! I think my gullet has 3rd degree burns and I probably only have about 7% of my taste buds remaining!
I have since discovered the following:
Hottest Chilli on the planet ... Shame I didn't realise beforehand!!!