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    Newcastle Utd - Poor them

    Lol couldn't care less TBH as they are a pants side but this is funny.

    I can see my future spam:

    Newcastle Utd football club owes you money, we just need your account numbers and a small adminstration feed.

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    Premier League - Nigerians show Toon interest
    Eurosport - Mon, 22 Sep 15:05:00 2008

    A consortium of wealthy Nigerians are planning to take over Newcastle United, according to a report in Africa.

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    Current owner Mike Ashley is trying to find a buyer for the ailing Barclays Premier League club, after proving unsuccessful with his initial efforts to secure a sale.

    Ashley has announced he wants to sell his interest in Newcastle just 16 months after staging a £134.4million takeover.

    Dubai International Capital (DIC) have ruled themselves out of the running, making it clear they are not "planning a bid for any football club".

    However, a Nigerian company claim they have £350million behind them - and are bidding to secure the remaining funding which would improve their chances of a successful takeover.

    Chief Executive Officer of the NVA Management, Chris Nathaniel, whose company are handling the deal, wants to make Nigeria the first African country to own a Premier League club.

    He told www.KickOffNigeria.com: "All along I have been working hard to get wealthy and football loving Nigerian entrepreneurs to buy the club since Mike Ashley indicated his willingness to sell the club to the person, people or entrepreneurs who can meet the £400million selling price of the club.

    "Right now I am happy to tell you that well meaning Nigerians have responded and the consortium of Nigerian entrepreneurs has so far contributed £350 million to buy the club.

    "Ashley has stood his ground that he won't sell the club until the money is raised to the asking price of £400million.

    "So what that means is that we need to raise another £50million or £100million to shut the door behind the other top Arab companies who are also interested in the club.

    "The Arab companies have also indicated interest and made offers - but they haven't met the asking price too."

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    I wonder if it's the same Nigerians who won the last mobile phone i sold on eBay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keif View Post
    I wonder if it's the same Nigerians who won the last mobile phone i sold on eBay?

    could be they seem to buy alot of mobiles, maybe thats how there gonna get u to the match, buy match ticket get a free fone
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    Hey atleast MOTing your car should be a lot simpler than MOTing your EX. Replacing a worn out bush on a car is far easier.



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    i was waiting on some sort of scammer joke

    like they offered him £500 million but askd f he could post the team to nigeria
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    Wealthy Nigerians.......are there not always adverts on for these poor nations, well at least you know where your donations go.

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    Newcastle will always be nothing team, never relegated, never win anything.

    Don't even get me started on the "toon army".
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    go on you know you want to

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