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    Cheesiest Chat Up Line

    Excuse me, I've lost my number, can i have yours?

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    I can't help but notice your top sticks out more than the rest

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    you don't sweat much for a fat lass

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    jesus my brother has a poster that says 101 different chat up lines some of them are just great ill post it up when i get home i was killing myself for ages

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    you must be a parket ticket or something because you got "fine" written all over you

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    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you!
    Yet another p0100 and p0110, fault code sufferer with the X18XE1

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    Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?

    Get your coat! You've pulled. (always a winner )

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    Quote Originally Posted by tamsinfindlay View Post
    Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?

    Get your coat! You've pulled. (always a winner )
    Its sooooo much easier for a woman to chat up a man tho, just very rarly happens, lol.... Unless your me ofcourse
    Yet another p0100 and p0110, fault code sufferer with the X18XE1

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    Hiya im not from round these parts any chance you can show me the way to yours house

    or

    Its ok im not like the other guys round here i dont do one night stands. However ive got to go early in the morning as ive got work.

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    Nice hair wanna f k?

    i could go on all day not that ive used any ov these but i know a few mates that have.

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    You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.

    So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

    If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

    I'd hate to c.um between you two girls .... or would I???



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