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    2 english men

    Two English businessmen in London were sitting down
    for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
    As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
    shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in athick Irish accent asked
    'What might ye be sellin' here?' One of the men
    replied sarcastically,'We're selling *******s.' Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You're doing well ... only two left!'

    The English should not match wits with the Irish!!
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    Rofl Joe, like that 1.
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    That Would Be Right Mate, Pick On The English,

    Nice One Tho

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    hehehe, good one
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    Nice one mate
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    hahaha genius
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    nice one mate
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