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    Talking Sandals joke...

    A married couple walked into a tourist shop. The Jamaican said to them,

    'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in.
    Dey make you wild at sex.'

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
    man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
    'Sex God ' he was.

    The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'
    The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mo n.' So, the husband, after some
    badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

    As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
    eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
    violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants
    and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

    The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet! You
    got dem on de, wrong Feet !.


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    not brilliant but funny non the less,
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    lol oh noooo lol

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    hehehe, made me chuckle
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