A kid was sitting on the stairs with his cat and a bag of jellybeans,
His mum was watching him.He put a jellybean in his mouth,then bit the cat
then moved down a step.
He put another jellybean in his mouth,bit the cat
again and moved down another step.
His mother asked"what are you doing?"
He replied"getting some practice in for when i am older! i'm popping pills,eating pussy
and moving on!"