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    cheeky parking !

    Neighbour is having some kind of party and without wishing to be a killjoy I think the fact that one of her guests parked with 2 wheels 2 - 3 ft onto my side lawn is a bit of a bl00dy cheek ! I wouldn't park on anyone’s lawn if I was visiting somebody.

    "What should I do ?" I hear you all ask ...

    No handy dead rodents to leave on the windscreen this time (a long story) so a quick look on the internet at fake parking tickets and I thought I can do my own better than that.

    Quick play on Excel and came up with a fake fixed penalty notice, nice bold yellow print with black borders and some nice official sounding non – moving traffic violation notice wording … road traffic act 1972 part 3(v)ii “it is an offence for anybody other than the driver of the vehicle to remove this notice” etc.

    I placed it inside a clear bag and taped it up with a couple of layers of strong clear flooring tape I have, very hard to open up without a knife. I stuck them under the wipers of 2 cars parked on my side, obviously I don’t want to risk going out and photographing as a few party goers are partaking in fags outside.

    Question is this…. Funny joke or do I have too much time on my hands ?

    PS I’ve tried copy & pasting the fake ticket – It looks very realistic, but it goes out of proportion and looses the background colour !

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    Brilliant, good for you!! Jx

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    Nice, have they actually parked on your grass? Any damage to the grass, if so i would be very annoyed. Pics of the ticket please if possible.

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    Do a print screen of it a crop it in paint, then post it up.

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    barbaque

    i would without a doubt indulge in a barbaque on his bonnet the inconsiderate loutish oaf

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    Tactic I've used in the past:

    Source yourself some A4 sized sticky labels, preferably in yellow.
    Print the words "POLICE AWARE" on them in big letters.

    You can work out the rest. Note that I do not condone such antics, but sometimes needs must
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    lol u will have to post a picture of it so i can print it and use it. Great idea!
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    It was a very long time ago when I was a lot younger and more mischeivous! Did it to a guys car at work when I was in my early 20's.

    He saw the funny side after a few weeks lol
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    I really cant get a pic of it, i can copy it but when i paste it to this forum its all to **** - i can email it if someone knows how to post it ? its an excel doc and quite small.

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    Another good thing to do is knock on the door of the neighbour with rude guests and say " make sure you and your friends have locked your cars as someone has just dumped a car half on my grass looks like it must have been stolen!!!!!! It worked for me, Jx

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