Neighbour is having some kind of party and without wishing to be a killjoy I think the fact that one of her guests parked with 2 wheels 2 - 3 ft onto my side lawn is a bit of a bl00dy cheek ! I wouldn't park on anyone’s lawn if I was visiting somebody.
"What should I do ?" I hear you all ask ...
No handy dead rodents to leave on the windscreen this time (a long story) so a quick look on the internet at fake parking tickets and I thought I can do my own better than that.
Quick play on Excel and came up with a fake fixed penalty notice, nice bold yellow print with black borders and some nice official sounding non – moving traffic violation notice wording … road traffic act 1972 part 3(v)ii “it is an offence for anybody other than the driver of the vehicle to remove this notice” etc.
I placed it inside a clear bag and taped it up with a couple of layers of strong clear flooring tape I have, very hard to open up without a knife. I stuck them under the wipers of 2 cars parked on my side, obviously I don’t want to risk going out and photographing as a few party goers are partaking in fags outside.
Question is this…. Funny joke or do I have too much time on my hands ?
PS I’ve tried copy & pasting the fake ticket – It looks very realistic, but it goes out of proportion and looses the background colour !