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    Adult Content over 18 joke

    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']A man escapes from prison where he's been locked away for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money. Inside he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

    While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her and kisses her neck. He then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the man whispers to his wife "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he naueates you. Tis guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey, I love you"
    His wife responds "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks your cute and asked if we have any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"[/FONT]
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    Lol, love it!
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    wonderful....love it!

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    haha. Class!

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    He should pray they only have KY, won't smart as much in the morning.

    Apparently.

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    lmao, kept me ammused for a min

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    lol good one
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    lol, like that one
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