After all this gab about Astras, i thought i would send in a bit of a joke, Irish.
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate" " could you nip upstairs and fetch me slippers? " no bother" he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddys two snunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on there beds. " Hello dere girls, "your da ' sent me up to shag ya both" " **** off you liar" " I'll prove it" Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs " both of them Paddy?" " of course, whats the use of ****ing one?"