Q. What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Chelski Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Chelski Fan. Twice. "