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    Look After Your Wife...



    A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

    Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy man! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your behind and give
    her a break!'

    I thought 'Boy! ... Women!' Took another swig
    from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms 'Sod off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'.

    After a few days I felt really bad
    , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys , afterall we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.



    I'M TOO JOLLY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT.

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    Whats a lawn mower?! lol

    I get looked after far to much i finks!
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    sorted now...

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    Lol.
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    Tangoid must love me.. my lawnmower is better than that
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    thats great!

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