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    Adult Content a sweet joke!!

    bit silly this but i liked it lol
    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
    She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
    On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

    He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
    "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky WayThey checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

    When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
    She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
    Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts
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    Thats quite good that!
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    Bit of a rowntrees fruit pastille. Try sticking that in your mouth without chewing it.

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    lol, thats made my day, very clever


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    i cant stop laughing! lol simple things with me!

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    PMSL, thats pretty good.

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    I've heard that one befor but still think it's great.
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    LMAO thats great!!


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    thats a good one
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    That joke still makes me laugh everytime i read it

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